Unicorns and Rainbows

This may come as a shocking revelation to many of you, but I tend to be somewhat pessimistic and cynical. On occasion, my perpetual angst-ridden sulkfest is interrupted by ignorant dumbfucks blissful well-wishers who tell me to cheer up. It's as if they believe my perspective is controlled by a magical button which, when pressed, will transform my doom and gloom into glorious rays of sunshine. Typically, I smile at them and apologize for my blatant inability to expel unicorns and rainbows out of my ass.
Curiously, after reading Trent's announcement that Nine Inch Nails is "disappearing for a while," I saw the positive side. Sure, my initial reaction was to panic and seek the syrupy solace of NyQuil, but after I came down reflected briefly, I realized that this sabbatical is a wise and well-timed decision.
In my opinion, Ghosts, as creative and experimental as it was, never seemed to be entirely appropriate as a Nine Inch Nails release, and The Slip was sub par in comparison to Trent's previous work. While Nine Inch Nails delivers unparalleled live performances, touring indefinitely is not a realistic option. In addition, Reznor's former label still owns the rights to and profits from the majority of his work.
Trent Reznor has created some of the best music in existence and has managed to remain innovative and relevant for twenty years. He has not only retained his longtime fans, but has expanded his fan base throughout his career. Success like that doesn't materialize from happenstance.
I understand that feeling of shock and despair when your favorite band calls it quits: for me, it was Jane's Addiction. In fact, I still hold a grudge against Jethro Tull for depriving them of a Grammy. Even though the Grammys are utterly meaningless, I felt they deserved the recognition. Now the original lineup of Jane's Addiction is once again touring with Nine Inch Nails. What's my point? Wait eighteen years and something remarkable might happen. No one knows what the future holds, but if Trent Reznor is involved, chances are it will be something great.