Look Who's One!
Historically speaking, November 18th is quite remarkable: Mussolini came to power, Jim Jones and his followers committed mass suicide, and it's Linda Evans' birthday. Oh yeah, it's also the day that The Daily Cuntpunch plowed its sweaty fist into the nether region of the Internet for the first time.
To celebrate, I thought it would be fun if we wore bat wing hoodies and went worm charming. But first, here are some fun facts:
Busiest month: September, with 5,695 unique visitors in a single day
Most bizarre search that somehow led someone here: "russian porno rules axl manners"
Most common referring site: Twitter
Pie chartastic stats: 74.7% of you stay less than 5 seconds. 5.2 % of you spend from 5 to 20 minutes here. The rest of you have apparently mistaken this place for your living room.
My favorite entry, content: A Tsunami of Fail
My favorite entry, comments: New Indie NIN Game. The game title suggestions were hilarious.
My favorite Photoshop creation by nokia c p: Salvator Reza
My favorite color: tan. Duh.
Most surreal moment: seeing an autographed version of the infamous unicorn grace the front page of nin.com
Most unexpected promotional segway: this
My favorite snack: Dee's DCPizza
Number of entries created and never posted: 4
Most nefarious DCP-related item: the Comic Sans logo, courtesy of nokia c p
Original name idea: Cuntpunch Chronicles
Color this blog used to be: light blue
Best WTF comment: "What the hell is this? A film? movie? joke? Does anyone out there know anything?" -rebatom
Best compliment: "This has got to be the stupidest pic Ive ever seen" -B_cat
Thanks to everyone who has contributed to and supported the DCP over the past year. It's comforting to know that I'm not the only one who appreciates seeing Trent Reznor in a pink beret. Happy anniversary, Cunts!
